April’s Horoscope OMG!!

So I decided to see what April’s sogn was and laughed so hard. So here is my notes as I picked it apart.


August 31st Zodiac

Being a Virgo born on August 31st, you are well known for your trustworthiness, discipline

( hahahah ) and caring nature. You have a strong personal and use this ability to identify the best way to help others. Likewise, you find little reason to manipulate, ( strong personality yes! But she preders to bark at everything, manipulating people to leave!) preferring to be honest and trustworthy over all else. In matters of work, you meet tasks with a strong attention to detail and dedication. (By latching on to our pants to herd us all !) These qualities make you a valued friend and employee. (i love her soooo mich though!)

August 31st Element

The Virgo's paired element is earth and in fact, you are the only zodiac sign with a fixed relationship with the element. Earth's influence can be witnessed in your wholly grounded nature.( the only thing April os sure of is Mommy! she is not grounded at all and is a tricky little wiggle but) You often utilize your practicality to maintain realistic goals and expectations.(Aprils only goal is to keep me doing what she wants!) You have an appreciation for all that stimulates the senses and subsequently have an interest in the material world.(yes she lives her toys and No one is allowed to touch her things as she may bite! I however, her personal slave can clean up her toys amd put them in her toybox) Embracing earth's positive qualities (as I dig holes after I go potty to shower mom with dirt when she is not paying attention) will assist you on your path to success in life, however, be aware that too much prudence may cause you to be overly cautious in all aspects of life.

August 31st Planetary Influence

Your sign's ruling planet is Mercury, but as you were born in the first Decan, or part, of the sign, you actually have twice Mercury's influence. Mercury is the planet of communication, (yep she definately comminicates! by barking, screamong for no reason amd jimping up amd down relentlessly intil you pick her up) which explains your mental agility and exceptional social skills. You use your mental ability in all aspects of your life, especially in work and in caring for others. (I do love my people) Your planetary influence allows for your innate ability to lock into a task, rarely missing a single detail. (yes she is very focused) Although your material pursuits are an important part of your sense of success, make sure to develop close relationships. You are loyal and dependable in relationships and you must find others that share in these values.


Those of you who know my crazy tiny Aussie, know she is a doll. But she either likes you or she hates you. She is wonderful and I love her so it does not matter that she is sometimes really stressfull.

Check out your pets horoscopes and tell us about them. ; Lisa



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